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Prank #25: Hang ups

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Jimmy Aring

#25. Hang ups – Ω TELEMARKETER: “Hello Mrs. Dong, we are affiliated with Macrohard Technologies; and in monitoring the internet it has come to our attention that your computer has a number of errors which makes it prone to attack … Continue reading →

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Prank #36: Is anybody out there?

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Jimmy Aring

#36. Is anybody out there? – ΩΩΩ Prop:                    It might help to set your phone volume to low or have an earplug on standby (or simply stick a finger in your receiving ear). TELEMARKETER: “Hello, would you be surprised … Continue reading →

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Prank #61: Random quotes

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Jimmy Aring

#61. Random quotes – ΩΩ Prop:   Have a wad of witty quotes prepared.[i] TELEMARKETER: “Hello, how would you and a friend like 7 winter nights in tropical Bali for only $99 per person?” ME: “The early bird gets the worm, but … Continue reading →

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Prank #12: Competitors’ prices request

Posted on April 9, 2012 by Jimmy Aring

#12. Competitors’ prices – ΩΩ TELEMARKETER: “Good evening sir. My name is Charles of Stiff & Berry Funeral Homes. I would like only a few minutes to broach the subject of a low-cost funeral plan…” ME: Ask for the cost of … Continue reading →

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Prank #33: “How many ways to say ‘No'”

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Jimmy Aring

#33. How many ways to say ‘NO’ – ΩΩ  Prop:   Have a list of Noes in other languages prepared.[1] TELEMARKETER: “Hello, is that Mr. Lats speaking?” ME: “Mr Lats yeh.” TELEMARKETER: “Mr. Lats we’ve chosen you to enjoy our …” … Continue reading →

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Sympathy for telemarketers?

Posted on December 14, 2011 by Jimmy Aring

Sympathy or not to sympathy: That is the question. Have you seen posts, [i] they manifest occasionally, whereby telemarketers explain to us, the recipients of tele-nuisance, why we should be sympathetic and polite to their unwanted calls? Why does the ubiquitous telemarketer ask … Continue reading →

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Pranking Telemarketers 87 Ways

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Jimmy Aring

Gidday Tired of annoying telemarketing calls? Had enough of being harassed at an inconvenient time by an anonymous, foreign sounding or hard to understand cold caller? Me too! Hi, I’m Jimmy. What am I doing? Well, here I plan to post my experiences about annoying … Continue reading →

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